October 25, 2005

ESL: Horse Of No Name

The "Engrish" Lyrics
America: A Horse With No Name

First part of travelling
I looked at life everything
There was a plant and a bird and a stone and a thing
There was a sand and a hill and a ring
The first thing where I meet is the fly was the growing of the sound which is said
And the sky where the cloud has been attached
Heat was hot, dried the land
But the air sound was complete

As for me the desert of the horse of name did not pass
As for that as for being from the rain feeling was good
It can remember your name with the desert
Being not to have thing because of who pain is given
La, la...

Two days later of sun of desert
My skin started turning red
It is pleasant after the straw raincoat three day of desert
I looked at the river bed
And the story which the river which flowed was informed
Thinking of that being made it had died in sad me

Passing by the desert of the horse of name, me it was, you see
As for that as for being from the rain feeling was good
It can remember your name with the desert
Being not to have thing because of who pain is given
La, la...

I the horse that tried runs freely nine days later
It meaning that the desert turned to the sea
There was a plant and a bird and a stone and a thing
There was a sand and a hill and a ring
The ocean is the desert of underground life
And the above-mentioned complete disguise
The center which has consisted of the foundation aspect of city lie
But the human does not give love

Passing by the desert of the horse of name, me it was, you see
As for that as for being from the rain feeling was good
It can remember your name with the desert
Being not to have thing because of who pain is given
La, la...

Copyright 2005, Jeff Thompson


"The Horse of Name" HAIKU!

The desert horses,
Have no need for any names,
Camels never write.

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October 11, 2005

ESL: Joy To The World

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Three Dog Night: Joy to the World

Jeremiah was cow moth l
There was a good my friend
I did not understand the word which never he said
But I helped the fact that he drinks that wine
And he ate the wine which is good being mighty always

The joy to the world sing
The girl of all boys and, now
Joy to fish of deeply blue sea
To your and my joy

Me king of the world
Have influence which I do
I throw the car and the stick and war
And make the sweet love in you
Earlier description, make the sweet love in you

Joy to the world
Girl of all boys and
Joy to fish of deeply blue sea
To your and my joy

I love the woman is known
I when I am pleasant, love the fact that you pass
I am the high life flyer and rider of the rainbow
The gun of the straight son who is shot
I said the gun of the straight son who is shot

The joy to the world sing
The girl of all boys and, now
Joy to fish of deeply blue sea
To your and my joy

Joy to the world
Girl of all boys and
Joy to the world
To your and my joy

Joy to the world
Girl of all boys and
Joy to fish of deeply blue sea
To your and my joy

Joy to the world
Girl of all boys and
Joy to fish of deeply blue sea
To your and my joy

Copyright 2005, Jeff Thompson


"Cow Moth" HAIKU!

BEHOLD! The Cow Moth.
It creeps on murderous feet,
To devour your soul!

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April 18, 2005

ESL: Telephone of Banana

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Raffi: Banana Phone

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Telephone of banana
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Telephone of banana

I have this feeling
So you entreat
Gathering, because of us it should sing, SING!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Telephone of banana
The damage of dong of the damage of dong of damage of even number dong
The telephone of Donana

As for that you are brought up with the bundle
I have my intuition
That is best
Remainder is struck
Cell moduration
of Interactivodular.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Telephone of banana
The pawn of pong of the pawn of pong of the pawn of pong of pawn
The telephone of Ponana

That is not baloney
That aint lie
My cell
The telephone of Bananular

Quanter does not have to be needed
The dime does not have to be needed
In order to call my friend
Computer or TV does not have to be needed
In order to pass one time when substance is good
I seek the pizza
I call my cat
I call the chat which has whitehouse
I put the call in the world
The operator obtains Beijing jing jing jing in me

(appliance bridge)

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Telephone of banana
Ying yang ying yang ying Ying yang
The telephone of Yanana
That is the telephone of mama and papa where substance has lived
Sibling and sisters and dogaphone
The telephone and the grandmother of the grandfather can obtain - in oh, excessively the telephone use
My cell bananular telephone

Telephone of banana
Ring... ring... and ring
That is the telephone of of entreaty

Telephone of banana
Ring... ring... and ring
Now your telephone can do possessing and is eaten thing
Telephone of banana
Ring... ring... and ring
This song the banana drives me
Telephone of banana
Ring, ring and ring

Ba of Bo does doob which does Ba

Copyright 2005, Jeff Thompson


"Banana Phone" HAIKU!

That song, it's THAT SONG,
Just had to fucking touch me,
Now it's in MY head!


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April 05, 2005

Engrish Song Lyrics moved to my BLOG.

OK, i got tired (tired... funny when one considers that I only update this sight on rare occasions in the first place) of keeping up a website and a blog, so I'm combining both into my blog and will shit-can the website.

Maybe this will mean I'll be updating my blog and "Engrish" Song Lyrics more often, and maybe not... the suspense is killing me... softry... with the song that is his...

Whatever.

PS: If you want to see a list of ALL of the wonderful "Engrish" song lyrics simply search for "ESL:" using the search tool on the left hand side of this page... or you can view all of the Engrish Song Lyrics by selecting the "Engrish Song Lyrics" link in the Archives section to the left.


"Engrish Song Lyrics Confusion" HAIKU!

Song lyrics on blog,
Why have a separate page,
Makes more sense this way.
 


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ESL: Loss of My Religion

The "Engrish" Lyrics
R.E.M.: Losing My Religion

It is larger than well, life
That is larger
And it is not I
The length where I go
Interval of your eye
No of oh, the I was remainder
I placed that on

That is I of the corner
That is I of the spot light
Loss of my religion
Without being late to you, being attached, try the fact that it keeps
And I do not know whether or not I can do that
No of oh, the I was remainder
I did not say sufficiently
I thought that you inquired about that I laugh
I thought that you inquired about that I sing
I think of that I thought of that you observed at that I try

All whisper
All the time when it awakes
I have chosen my confessions
Try the fact that you are watched
Like the idiot who is lost and the blind person of the scar
No of oh, the I was remainder
I placed that on

Consider this
Century consider hint of this
Consider this
The slip which accompanies me in my knee failed
If these imaginative everything come, no flailing
Now the I was remainder
I thought that you inquired about that I laugh
I thought that you inquired about that I sing
I think of that I thought of that you observed at that I try

But that exactly was dream
That exactly was dream

That is I of the corner
That is I of the spot light
Loss of my religion
Without being late to you, being attached, try the fact that it keeps
And I do not know whether or not I can do that
No of oh, the I was remainder
I did not say sufficiently
I thought that you inquired about that I laugh
I thought that you inquired about that I sing
I think of that I thought of that you observed at that I try

But that exactly was dream
Exactly dream
Exactly dream
Dream

Copyright 2004, Jeff Thompson

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September 10, 2004

ESL: Close With God You Obtain Me

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Nine Inch Nails: Closer

The fact that I violate was permitted
The fact that I pollute holiness was permitted
The fact that I pierce was permitted
The fact that I make complicated was permitted

Help me! I separated broke from inside me
Help me! I do not have the mind which should sell
Help me! The only thing which works because of me
Help the fact that I obtain from by my

I think the animal which is liked that we would like to have sexual intercourse
I think that we would like to feel from inside
I think the animal which is liked that we would like to have sexual intercourse!
As for my all existence the damage has been done
It is close with God you obtain me

It is possible to possess my separation
It is possible to possess the hatred which that comes having
It is possible to possess my absence of reliance
It is possible to possess my everything

Help me! Pull my reason and tear
Help me! It is your characteristic which as for that me can thing
Help me! I am made complete
I someone help the fact that you become the other person

I think the animal which is liked that we would like to have sexual intercourse
I think that we would like to feel from inside
I think the animal which is liked that we would like to have sexual intercourse!
As for my all existence the damage has been done
It is close with God you obtain me

Through all forests
On wood
In my stomach
It is rubbed from my knee separated
I drink the honey
In your honeycomb
It is the reason
I have lived, it is restricted

Copyright 2004, Jeff Thompson

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September 04, 2004

ESL: Riding In A Car Of Carpet Of Magic

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Steppenwolf: Magic Carpet Ride

As for me it is and it likes the fact that you look at dream to be, between my healthy machine the right
Cloud of drifting of sound I of night
With that it is the right at any place which goes
It goes directly, in the closely growing and the star from here

Those which are good, us can do thing are not known, you find
Why me and the girl it comes
Riding in a car of carpet of magic
Us those which can do thing are not known, you see
Why it isn't your dream in me
You put in place the imagination freely
Close the girl of your eye
Look at the girl in
Permit the healthy acquisition

Last night I grasped the lamp of Aladdin
And so as for me, the fact that I can be restricted was desired
It can answer to me before the thing
It was good, someone removed the lamp, it came
I saw, you see and the poor quality candle is everything which I find

Those which are good, us can do thing are not known, you find
Why me and the girl it comes
Riding in a car of carpet of magic
Us those which can do thing are not known, you see
Why it isn't your dream in me
You put in place the imagination freely
Close the girl of your eye
Look at the girl in
Permit the healthy acquisition

Copyright 2004, Jeff Thompson

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January 30, 2004

ESL: Long Life The Person Who Dies

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Johnny Socko: Long Live the Dead Guy

There was a stoic gnathal line in Vladimir Lenin
But, he could that and this making be bored very
He could the old people and their troubles making be bored
Then he made be bored for rigidity of death is hard, you obtained
There was a cold which is bad to Vlad, he did sneeze
As for that combination he was maintained, but that mother had known
Kicking the bucket eagerly, how
The son at the time of the ampere, it continues

And the people roared...
"As for the person who dies long, you have lived!"
As for him current I who passed large life think that we want my being cut off
And the people roared...
As for the person who "dies long! "You have lived
As for him current I who passed large life think that my being cut off, we want

If supervision does not see, I obtain the part in order to call my ones
Cause he looks at the number of such good chests with the formaldehyde where time has been attached
Christ's Dionysus or yes Christ way
Thing and rice which are good very and see it is large
We when we were in making, covering by supervision simultaneously, will be secretly
That under the glass Vlad, was there and taking was nothing
So, we were disappointed to the house, were burnt and the cake went
You ate in Vlad and our resemblances, we ate

Lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah and lah of Lah
Lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah and lah of Lah
Lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah and lah of Lah
Lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah and lah of Lah, lah.

And the people roared...
"As for the person who dies long, you have lived!"
As for him current I who passed large life think that we want my being cut off
And the people roared...
As for the person who "dies long! "You have lived
As for him current I who passed large life think that my being cut off, we want

There was a gift for luck of behavior in Vlad
His holding violence and the grimacing aspect and it is splendid the green suit
Center and sawdust for brain of formaldehyde
But envy of everyone exactly the same
So, he put that on the emperor and that family
Elegance of genius execution person style
That colleague and that friend who have been known entirely
They need large one, he does,

And the people roared...
"As for the person who dies long, you have lived!"
As for him current I who passed large life think that we want my being cut off
And the people roared...
As for the person who "dies long! "You have lived
As for him current I who passed large life think that my being cut off, we want

Lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah and lah of Lah
Lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah and lah of Lah
Lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah and lah of Lah
Lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah, lah and lah of Lah

Copyright 2004, Jeff Thompson

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October 07, 2003

ESL: Louie And Louie

The "Engrish" Lyrics
The Pharoahs, The Wailers, Paul Revere and the Raiders, and The Kingsmen: Louie, Louie

I of Louie and Louie must go.
I of Louie and Louie must go.

The girl it is good, she waits for me;
The boat which crosses my capture thing sea.
I navigated the boat entirely independently;
I under any condition do not think of that I turn that to the house.

I of Louie and Louie must go.
I of Louie and Louie must go.

Three nights and day we navigated the sea;
I always think concerning the girl.
By the boat, depending upon me she looks at dream there;
As for me the smell of rising to her hair does.

I of Louie and Louie must go.
I of Louie and Louie must go.

I on look at the Jamaican month;
It will not that I long love at observe I.
As for me and then my arm you take her;
I call the fact that I do not go away under any condition for the second time to her.

I of Louie and Louie must go.
I of Louie and Louie must go.

I of Louie and Louie must go.
I of Louie and Louie must go.

Us permit the fact that it goes!

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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ESL: Mony And Mony

The "Engrish" Lyrics
The Shondells & Billy Idol: Mony, Mony

She Mony, Mony now comes here.
(The surface inverted, the donkey rising, we who are enjoy the method of relationship of the flesh.)
Those do to shoot, do to turn, Mony do to come.
Just a little, she gives love to me, I now feel everything.
Night throwing, you must turn,
And I feel properly.
I can be able to obtain (to be able to obtain) say (it can obtain)...

Being to be moved by me (Mony and Mony) and to be possible to be good (Mony and Mony) to be able to point (Mony and Mony)...
I am good, I can obtain (to be able to obtain) I obtain can properly feel (it can obtain)...

Me do to make awake, Mony and Mony shake.
(The surface inverted, the donkey rising, we who are enjoy the method of relationship of the flesh.)
The shock gun Mony which died, comes.
The fact that that it can obtain, feels very well cooks you do not have to stop.
Now you do not have to stop.
Just a little, do to come! Mony.
It can obtain (to be able to obtain) it can obtain, (to be able to obtain) obtain can...

Being to be moved by me (Mony and Mony) and to be possible to be good (Mony and Mony) to be able to point (Mony and Mony)...
I am good, I can obtain (to be able to obtain) I obtain can properly feel (it can obtain)...

That do to make awake, Mony Mony shake.
(The surface inverted, the donkey rising, we who are enjoy the method of relationship of the flesh.)
At on, turn to Mony which comes.
Just a little, she gives love to me, I now feel everything.
Now you coming in Mony, you do not have to stop.
Obtaining you obtain and I where it is said comes! (to be able to obtain) it can obtain, (to be able to obtain) obtain can...

Being to be moved by me (Mony and Mony) and to be possible to be good (Mony and Mony) to be able to point (Mony and Mony)...
I am good, I can obtain (to be able to obtain) I obtain can properly feel (it can obtain)...

Do to your foal to ride, ride in your foal.
It comes to your foal, comes ride.
Mony Mony.

I am good, I can obtain (to be able to obtain) I obtain can properly feel (it can obtain)...

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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September 02, 2003

ESL: The Lucy Of The Sky Which Has The Diamond

The "Engrish" Lyrics
The Beatles: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds

Image you yourself of boat of river
Tangerine wood and sky of marmalade
As for someone you answer rather slowly, it calls you
The girl who has the eye of the kaleidoscope

Flower of cellophane of yellow and green
It has had to have risen to your head
Search the girl who has the sun of her eye
And she goes

The Lucy of the sky which has the diamond
The Lucy of the sky which has the diamond
The Lucy of the sky which has the diamond, the ah

Follow to her to the bridge with the fountain
Shaking the horse where the people eat the marshmallow pie although
You passing the flower, when it drifts, everyone smiles simultaneously
As for that you are brought up so very high

The newspaper taxi appears in the seashore
You are led away, wait
Rise of the back section which has your head of the cloud
And you go

The Lucy of the sky which has the diamond
The Lucy of the sky which has the diamond
The Lucy of the sky which has the diamond, the ah

Image you yourself of train of place
The porter of the imitation clay which has the tie of the glass which you see
Suddenly as for someone in the rotary wooden door it is there
The girl who has the eye of the kaleidoscope

The Lucy of the sky which has the diamond
The Lucy of the sky which has the diamond
The Lucy of the sky which has the diamond, the ah

The Lucy of the sky which has the diamond
The Lucy of the sky which has the diamond
The Lucy of the sky which has the diamond, the ah

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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ESL: She Designated Me As The Blind Person... Of Science!

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Thomas Dolby: She Blinded Me With Science

That is poetry of the movement
She turned the eye where she is soft in me
Ocean deep
Harmony it is sweet
But she designated me of science as the blind person
She designated me of science as the blind person!
And failing in my biology

When me being end of dance to her
Science - I of science am designated as the blind person!
I the chemical can do thing
Science - I of science am designated as the blind person!
Science!
Science!

That is poetry of the movement
When and she turns her eye to me
Ocean deep
Harmony it is sweet
But she designated me of science as the blind person
And failing in my geometry

When she dances with my next door
Science - I of science am designated as the blind person!
Science!
As for me it can inquire about the machines
Science - I of science am designated as the blind person!
Science!

That is poetry of the movement
And now she makes love in me
As for sphere there is trembling
Element of harmony
She designated me of science as the blind person
She designated me of science as the blind person!
And me of collision technology

"Sakamoto good heaven - it is beautiful!"
I... I do not believe that!
She goes for the second time there!
She tidies up, as for me cannot find with necessarily!
All my tubes and wire
And careful note
And outmoded concept

But! - That is poetry of the movement
When and she turns her eye to me
Ocean deep
Harmony it is sweet
But she designated me of science as the blind person
She designated me as the blind person... of science!
She me... made the blind person

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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ESL: Jungle Love

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Morris Day and The Time: Jungle Love

[The person who makes the sound of creative ones of the jungle]
OH-WEE-OH-WEE-OH

I and I sees directly
I think of that you think that I would like to know
The aforementioned I, I am dangerous, a little
The girl, I think that we would like to show

My jungle love, it can obtain
I think of that you think that I would like to know
Jungle love
The girl, I think that we would like to show

It has the clean car
I think of that you think that I would like to drive that
I did not play, the I am a little dangerous did not mean that it drives
Do to my lintel bucket to keep accompanying, tear

My jungle love, it can obtain
I think of that you think that I would like to know
Jungle love
The girl, I think that we would like to show

Come in baby, your internal organs which?
Or what? We would like to make love

As for me in my time
The lock it keeps accompanying, to hide the key would like
Only the water, the baby you obtain
If hunger, take my biting scar being

My jungle love, it can obtain
I think of that you think that I would like to know
Jungle love
The girl, I think that we would like to show

Of the desired thing where...
I think that the file would like to designate my my nail as I, is thought

My jungle love, it can obtain
I think of that you think that I would like to know
Jungle love
The girl, I think that we would like to show

Jungle love is that right
Me no one can have sexual intercourse it
The rag of the skin of my bear was obtained - OH-WEE-OH-WEE-OH
I obtained the fireplace, excessively - OH-WEE-OH-WEE-OH
And I am directly the baby of wildness - OH-WEE-OH-WEE-OH
All things which I can make you - OH-WEE-OH-WEE-OH

Jungle love, it is!
That is that, ha ha!

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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ESL: Person of Roboto

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Stxy: Mr. Roboto

Person of Roboto Domo Arigato
Mata ahoo Hima de
Person of Roboto Domo Arigato
Himitsu wo Shiri tai

Am I or, some you think in doubt
Secret of secret, I have secret
Machine or mannequin
Secret of secret, I have secret
Being able to do in Japan, the part
Secret of secret, I have secret

I am the person of today

I have secret
Directly I have hidden
Under my skin
My center is the human
My blood has boiled
IBM of my brain
If you meet to me, so
Strangely function
You are not surprised it is not good

I exactly am the person
Necessary who
In order and to hide somewhere
Because lived and maintain me
You lived, maintain fair me
In order to hide somewhere
Because lived and maintain me

I am not the robot
There is no feeling
I am not something which you see
I came helping you
Your problem
So, as for us it is possible to be free
I am not the hero
I am not the rescue person
Forget those which you have known

I exactly am the person
Circumstance
It kept exceeding that control
Exceeding my control
We need all controls
I need control
We need all controls

I am the person of today
Secret of secret, I have secret
It hides or, someone in rear of the mask
Secret of secret, I have secret
So, everyone can see
Secret of secret, I have secret
My true identity

Person of Roboto Domo Arigato
Domo - Domo
Person of Roboto Domo Arigato
Domo - Domo
Person of Roboto Domo Arigato
Person of Roboto Domo Arigato

The Roboto person appreciate very in you
In order to work we want no one
And the Roboto person appreciate very in you
In order to help the fact that I escape when I need exactly
Appreciate in you
In you do to appreciate, appreciate in you
I would like to appreciate in you
Appreciate in you

Problem is clear in order to see: Many technologies
The machine which rescues our lives
As for machine de-humanize

Time came lastly
Secret of secret, I have secret
In order to throw this mask
Secret of secret, I have secret
Now as for everyone it can see
Secret of secret, I have secret
My true identity
I am the Kilroy!

Kilroy
Kilroy
Kilroy

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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May 31, 2003

ESL: Rotary Japanese

The "Engrish" Lyrics
The Vapors: Turning Japanese

I have your image
Me, you
You on wrote "I love you"
I love you excessively
At all I apparent having there sit down, doing there are no other things

As for oh that there is a color
Your hair is brown
Your eye is the hazel
It is soft and as a cloud
When being everyone, I kiss to you frequently

I have your image which me it has your image
I like the circular my cell of them which does your million
As for me we want taking your photograph in the doctor
So, I you can and see from inside
You turn, turn and submit, and have me whom it turns

As for me as for me the Japanese where I think of that the Japanese whom I think really so is turned
Me rotary Japanese I think of that the Japanese whom I think really so is turned
Me rotary Japanese I think of that the Japanese whom I think really so is turned
Me rotary Japanese I think of that the Japanese whom I think really so is turned

I have your image which me it has your image
I all circular my cells like those million
As for me we want taking your photograph in the doctor
So, I you can and see from inside
You turn, turn and submit, and have me whom it turns

As for me as for me the Japanese where I think of that the Japanese whom I think really so is turned
Me rotary Japanese I think of that the Japanese whom I think really so is turned
Me rotary Japanese I think of that the Japanese whom I think really so is turned
Me rotary Japanese I think of that the Japanese whom I think really so is turned

Characteristic, namely medicine, namely wine, namely woman
Pleasure namely, no crime, you wonderful that are not dark
Everyone of the around me is entirely others
Everyone the ranger of cyclone - the way avoids me
All one

As for me as for me the Japanese where I think of that the Japanese whom I think really so is turned
Me rotary Japanese I think of that the Japanese whom I think really so is turned
Me rotary Japanese I think of that the Japanese whom I think really so is turned
Me rotary Japanese I think of that the Japanese whom I think really so is turned

Me rotary Japanese I think of that the Japanese whom I think really so is turned
Me rotary Japanese I think of that the Japanese whom I think really so is turned
Me rotary Japanese I think of that the Japanese whom I think really so is turned
(so you think, so you think, so think)
Me rotary Japanese I think of that main person of the day when I think really so is turned

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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May 12, 2003

ESL: I Have Risen (Begin This Party)

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Pink: I'm Coming Up (Get This Party Started)

I have risen, therefore as for you being able to begin this party well, it can
I have risen, therefore as for you being able to begin this party well, it can

Saturday being able to begin this party in the night, profit do
Everyone waits for me in order to arrive
Dispatch from message to everything of my friend
We the flashy see with my Mercedes Benz
I obtained the diamond ring of my gold to many of inspection of style
If you have known those which I mean, as for me mile can go to for the sake of

To sound the pump with respect to the capacity which is destroyed
Passing by the west side surface, cruise we inspect the scene
When I have risen fast, simultaneously as for sort the freaking
I you me am slow, it is the very kisses hot rubber
Pull out the car which it gets off to the bumper
As for edition of license you faint the 1st extreme star which says edition

In order for I to enter into the room, do my relationship
As the I sets up the groove, everyone is cold
This pump with respect to capacity of brand-new sound
Everyone dances, those dance because of me
As for me you it is your operator who can call with anytime
I am your something to related to principle

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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ESL: Exceeding The Rainbow

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Judy Garland: Over The Rainbow

Somewhere exceeding the rainbow
Method with respect to the highest
I who have the land heard
With one time lullaby

Somewhere exceeding the rainbow
The sky is blue
And it makes boldly because dream you look at dream
Actually truth do to come

Some day I desire to the star
And being the place where the cloud is distant, awake
My rear

Trouble like the lemon although it dissolves it falls
It exceeds on the smokestack
That is the place where you find me

Somewhere exceeding the rainbow
The blue bird flies through the bird to the rainbow, it throws
I why is not possible, why and oh?

If happiness, the small blue bird flies exceeding the rainbow
I why is not possible, why oh?

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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ESL: The Stone Has Died

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Marilyn Manson: Rock Is Dead

All simple monkeys which have the baby of the foreign country
Amphetamine for boys
Crucifixes for women
When sample it is extracted, the soulless
Worldwide, substantial webbed
You sell life everything
Because of the safer deceased

A certain thing was loved with anything

The stone has died rather than dying
Your head entirely there is an impact
Thing your characteristic and your dope paint where we can give are everything
So the f*ck, put your protest everything to the bed

As for God there is a television

1,000 mothers pray because of that
We desire very are complete
And the sh*t very perfection
Make the new God to the Medicate and the monkey
Us the forgery of the ersatz and the substance which wear the clothes sell

A certain thing was loved with anything

The stone has died rather than dying
Your head entirely there is an impact
Thing your characteristic and your dope paint where we can give are everything
So the f*ck, put your protest everything to the bed

As for God there is a television

The stone has died rather than dying
Your head entirely there is an impact
Thing your characteristic and your dope paint where we can give are everything
So the f*ck, put your protest everything to the bed

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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ESL: The Baby Returned

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Sir Mixalot: Baby Got Back

I like the large bat, cannot do a certain thing
You who the other sibling cannot deny
When the girl walking due to the itty bitty west, that
And circular thing of your surface
You can leaping
It is hard, we would like to pull out
As for the bat it meaning that you become aware in being plugged
She has attached to the body deeply with the jeans
I am caught, i am not possible to stop the fact that you scrutinize
I of oh obtained the ya to be, the baby
And take your photograph
My house boy tried the fact that it warns to me
But that bat which you obtain
So make the horney in me
Rump of smooth skin of Ooh
The you mean that you would like to enter to my benz
It meaning that you are not the average of the groupy, use me who use healthy me

I those looked at that it dances
Hell of Romancing
She got wet, like the turbo 'vette being able to obtain that it goes, you sweat

I am tired in the magazine
Being the flat box, the bat is thing
Take the average black person, ask that to him
She obtained the fact that it stuffs many

So the Fellas (to be possible to obtain) the Fellas (it can obtain)
The bat which obtains your girl friend (it can obtain, the hell) has
As for healthy vibrating that, that vibration which shakes that it shakes that, the healthy bat which is shaken
The baby returned

(Surface of LA of profit of Oakland)

The large taste where I those become circle
When and I throw the gig
As for me it is not possible to help exactly
I have acted like the animal
Now there is my scandal here

I obtained you in the house to be
And UH and UH UH of double rising
The I does not speak concerning the play boy
Being to be able to do the part of the silicone because of the toy
Those substances of Whant I to be thick and the moisture is many
So find time where that moisture is many
As for the Mixalot there is trouble
Ask because of the part of that bubble
So I look at the videos of the stone
Like the ? ? hit these bimbos which you walk
As for you it is possible to possess bimbos those
I maintain my woman like the Flo Jo
Word to sisters of thick mind
I obtained the ya to be
As for me the cus or in order to hit against you
But as for me when me saying desired thing as for me.....
the fact that it is straight was obtained to the being broken eye of the dawn
The baby obtained that it continues
Many of the Pimps do not like this song
It meaning that those are a punks in order hits to that, to stop
But I on the other hand am restricted, play
When I am long, being, I am strong
And I should obtain friction

So the woman (to be possible to obtain), the woman (it can obtain)
As for you we want, (it can obtain the roll of my Mercedes)
And revolution
Attach that
The white boy obtained the fact that you shout
The baby returned

(Surface of LA of profit of Oakland)

Obtaining obtaining baby
When that comes to the woman
Making entire world my selections you did not obtain at all
When her the 5'3 " being just, 36-24-36

So your girl friend throws HONDA
Do the Fonda work trial tape
But the Fonda did not obtain the motor of her HONDA back section
If you do not have the hun of the pan, want none my anaconda
As for you it is possible to wind the side, but, or ? you do not raise, do not lose that bat
A certain sibling would like to carry out that hard role
And the bat is not the gold, call to sea urchin you
So they throwing, leave that
And I pull out fast in order to remove that
The entire world it means that you are fat quality very
Well I lower with that, it is not
When your wastefulness is small, being, you kick your curve
And I think concerning glueing
To bean-pole your lady of magazine
You are not that failure of thing
Give the sisters who I cannot resist to her in me
The red bean and United States let escape her
The joint head of the finger tried the fact that it retreats
Being to have that girl in my list
He possessed the game, but, the fact that it hits to those was chosen
And those it can make a foolish mistake fast in order to obtain
If there is a bat, so the woman
We want the pitch of the triple X and depending upon you
Use the telephone on the 1-900-MIXALOT, troublesome thought kick
The baby returned

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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ESL: Pie Of Failure

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Don McLean: American Pie

Before the long long time, I can remember quiet
Was it normal for the music to smile in me how
And I possessed my chance and I had known high how
As for me it must be possible to make those people dance
And perhaps they are happy because between
But February trembled in me
All papers I transfer
You walk the news where the door is bad
As for me it could not step on one many step
As for me when I shout, it cannot remember
When me reading concerning that bride, it is the widow
In it touched something deeply in me
When music dies, so

Way if American pie of failure
My Chevrolet was driven to tax collection
But tax collection those it dried
Well old boy
The whisky and the rye were drunk
Singing this dies with me who am day
This dies with me who am day

You wrote the book of love
And you on possess the reliance of God
If Bible so informs to you
Now you believe the stone and the roll
Can music your death escaping rescues mind
And as for you it can teach me
Methodological substance dances, it is late
You being in his love you know well I
Separated, kick from your shoes me who you with gymnastics
You both being to look at that it dances
Then I enjoyed those rhythms and blue
I was the broncing wooden pony coming stand of a lonely teen
Carnation and pick-up truck of pink
But I had known that it is I from luck
Music, me started singing the day when it dies

Way if American pie of failure
My Chevrolet was driven to tax collection
But tax collection those it dried
Well old boy
The whisky and the rye were drunk
Singing this dies with me who am day
This dies with me who am day

Now ten annual we were in our monopolized ones
And the moss with the stone of rolling is brought up in fat quality
But that is not whether certain was normal or
When the humorous person sings for the king and the queen
With coat he borrowed from the Dean of James
And voice you it came from me
While the king sees, oh
The humorous person stole that thorny crown
The courthouse room was postponed
Decision did not return
And while the Lenin reads the book with the Marx
You practiced the Quartet with the park
And we the darkness sang straw raincoat song sadly
When music dies, we had sung

Way if American pie of failure
My Chevrolet was driven to tax collection
But tax collection those it dried
Well old boy
The whisky and the rye were drunk
Singing this dies with me who am day
This dies with me who am day

As for Helter Skelter of summer swelter
The bird flew to the refuge of the atomic ash
Eight miles which are high, go down faaast
Plant the flower of the grass
The player tried for advance pass
Humorous person in side line of casting ones
Now the air of halftime was the sweet perfume
While noncommissioned officers does the condition of march
We occurred completely in order to dance
But we did not obtain chance under any condition
Being to try the fact that the player takes field
And the march band collar the fact that you drop was cut off
Those which make clear do as for you the recall
Music, us started singing the day when it dies

Way if American pie of failure
My Chevrolet was driven to tax collection
But tax collection those it dried
Well old boy
The whisky and the rye were drunk
Singing this dies with me who am day
This dies with me who am day

And one place entirely there were we there
Formation lost in the space
Time it is not you went away to start for the second time
So you coming to the jack, it is wise, but be
Saturday where the jack is fast, is not the jack coming out eye of the candle stick
It meaning that the fire is the only friend of demon
As and I looked at him of stage.
As for my hand it was with the grip fist of rage and was bound
It can be broken the angel which withstands at the hell
Spelling of the Satan
As and the flame rises to the night high
In order to attach the sacrifice ritual
I joy and the Satan looked at that you laugh
Music, him as for the day when it dies you had sung

Way if American pie of failure
My Chevrolet was driven to tax collection
But tax collection those it dried
Well old boy
The whisky and the rye were drunk
Singing this dies with me who am day
This dies with me who am day

I sang the blue which meets to the girl
And I asked certain happy news to her
But she smiled exactly, turned
I went to the holy store
I on one hand, heard music years before
But the person over there said
It does not do music
The child shouted with sort
The sweetheart shouted, the poet looked at dream
But the world where it is not spoke
The church bell had been broken entirely
And three human I praise the majority
Father, son and holy illusion
Those were in time to the last train because of the seashore
With music, the day, when it dies
And they had sung

Way if American pie of failure
My Chevrolet was driven to tax collection
But tax collection those it dried
Well old boy
The whisky and the rye were drunk
Singing this dies with me who am day
This dies with me who am day

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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ESL: Strike That!

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Devo: Whip It!

Divide that rod
Past give the slip
Step of crack
Break the back section your mother

When problem comes
You must strike that
It sits down excessively long before the cream
You must strike that
When something has gone by mistake
You must strike that

Now strike that
In shape
Shape attach that
Profit do straightly
Go first
Movement of front
Try the fact that it detects that
That is not slow excessively
In order to strike that
Strike that it is good

When good time turns
You must strike that
You never that have not lived
If you do not strike that
Everyone obtains method
Until they strike that

The I the rod that am
Strike that it is good

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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May 01, 2003

ESL: Puff The Dragon Of Magic

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Peter, Paul & Mary: Puff The Magic Dragon

Puff the dragon of magic had lived depending upon the sea
And being able to play with the fog of the fall of the land, it called the Honah Lee

The Rascal blow a little as for the paper of the thing Jackie
Being brought the string and the sealing wax and the other luxurious raw materials in him, it is dear. Ohio state!

Puff the dragon of magic had lived depending upon the sea
And being able to play with the fog of the fall of the land, it called the Honah Lee

Puff the dragon of magic had lived depending upon the sea
And being able to play with the fog of the fall of the land, it called the Honah Lee

Those move the billowed sail by the boat together
As for Jackie with enormous tail of puff view perched
Being the place where noble king it maintains, comes as for Oji
When puff roars from that name, the pirate where the boat lowers the flag is bent. Ohio state!

Puff the dragon of magic had lived depending upon the sea
And being able to play with the fog of the fall of the land, it called the Honah Lee

The boy where the dragon is small permanently and so is not you have lived
The wing and the enormous ring which were painted make the method for the other toy
The paper of the Jackie one gray night which is caused the above this it did not come
And the puff mighty dragon, finished that daring roar of him

That head like the rain fell with the scale of sorrow namely green
Playing puff already alongside the lane of the cherry it did, it did not bend
Without the that life long friend, as for puff
Therefore in that cave heavyheartedly the mighty dragon which cannot be puff brave inserted. Ohio state!

Puff the dragon of magic had lived depending upon the sea
And being able to play with the fog of the fall of the land, it called the Honah Lee

Puff the dragon of magic had lived depending upon the sea
And being able to play with the fog of the fall of the land, it called the Honah Lee

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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ESL: Song Of Rodeo

The "Engrish" Lyrics
David Allen Cole: The Rodeo Song

Well that is under forty
And I do not give the f*ck
The heater of my truck was obtained
And as for me there is to a rodeo

That is the allemande remainder
And right of allemande
The f*cking dummy which comes to you
Profit do the step right on your right
You the goof profit which is severely criticized by God do from stage separated
You have known

As for you my piss
Your f*cking urgent movement
Profit do with my nerve

The well here comes the Johnny
That pecker of that hand
He is the person of one sphere
And as for him there is to a rodeo

That is the allemande remainder
And right of allemande
The f*cking dummy which comes to you
Profit do the step right on your right
You the goof profit which is severely criticized by God do from stage separated
You have known

As for you my piss
Your f*cking urgent movement
Profit do with my nerve

Well that is under forty
And I did not obtain the truck
And I do not give the f*ck
It meaning that I am to a rodeo

That is the allemande remainder
And right of allemande
The f*cking dummy which comes to you
Profit do the step right on your right
You the goof profit which is severely criticized by God do from stage separated
You have known

As for you my piss
Your f*cking urgent movement
Profit do with my nerve

The well here comes the Johnny
That pecker of that hand
He is the person of one sphere
And as for him there is to a rodeo

That is the allemande remainder
And right of allemande
The f*cking dummy which comes to you
Profit do the step right on your right
You the goof profit which is severely criticized by God do from stage separated
You have known

As for you my piss
Your f*cking urgent movement
Profit do with my nerve

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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ESL: Gojirra

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Blue Oyster Cult: Godzilla!

Intend grimace and terrible sound
He pulls the tension wire whose dispersion is high

Helpless people of subway train
Way he sees with those, the scream, "my God"

He chooses the bus, lowers that you throw
He to town central passing by the building, way it crosses

No of oh, the they mean that it is obtained because he goes
The Godzilla which goes, can obtain, go
No of oh Tokyo goes there
The Godzilla which goes, can obtain, go

No of oh, the they mean that it is obtained because he goes
The Godzilla which goes, can obtain, go
No of oh Tokyo goes there
The Godzilla which goes, can obtain, go

Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Godzilla ga Ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!

No of oh, the they mean that it is obtained because he goes
The Godzilla which goes, can obtain, go
No of oh Tokyo goes there
The Godzilla which goes, can obtain, go

It shows history many times
Does character how point with respect to despicableness of the person?

It shows history many times
Does character how point with respect to despicableness of the person?

It shows history many times
Does character how point with respect to despicableness of the person?

It shows history many times
Does character how point with respect to despicableness of the person?

Godzilla!

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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March 21, 2003

ESL: He Does Not Have To Be Feared

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Blue Oyster Cult: Don't Fear (the Reaper)

Our time everything came
But here now those go
Season does not fear the reaper
As for the wind namely the sun in order or for there to be those, the rain... we can do a certain thing
You coming to the baby... the reaper does not have to be feared
Acquisition of the baby my hand... does not fear the reaper
It can fly us... the reaper which is not feared
Baby I am your person
La la la la la of La la la la la

The Valentine is done
But here now those go
Romeo and Juliet
Being simultaneous, please be eternally... the Romeo and the Juliet
Everyday as for 40,000 people and the woman... like the Romeo and the Juliet
Everyday 40,000 people and the woman... do again to define happiness
Us a certain thing it can do everyday 40,000 to come already in order... for there to be those
You coming to the baby... the reaper does not have to be feared
Acquisition of the baby my hand... does not fear the reaper
It can fly us... the reaper which is not feared
Baby I am your person
La la la la la of La la la la la

Love of two is one
But here now those go
Last night of grief it came
And she not being able to continue that was clear
Then as for the door opening, the wind appeared
Then going out, you blew the candle
As for the curtain then it appeared... proverb you do not fear him, it threw
The baby... with you coming to her, it did not have fear
And she ran to him... those started throwing
As for those you saw in the rear, a certain way earlier description the way if... she became
She became in order for there to be those which take that hand... with her
You coming to the baby... the reaper does not have to be feared

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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ESL: Animal Of Heavy Load

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden

I never am not your animal of the heavy load
My back section is wide, but, it is to be hurt
With me desired everything is to me for you who make love
I never am not your animal of the heavy load
I mile which my feet have damaged walked for the sake of
With me desired everything is to me for you who make love

Sufficiently is there I eagerly
Am I sufficiently rough
Am I sufficiently abundant
I to see, even excessively am not the blind person

I never am not your animal of the heavy load
So us, go into the house, permit the curtain which is pulled
Music of radio
You coming to the baby, make the sweet love to me

Sufficiently is there I eagerly
am I sufficiently rough
am I sufficiently abundant
I to see, even excessively am not the blind person

The sisters whose Ohio state is small
Considerably, the girl clean of clean and clean
You being clean, being clean, being clean, being clean, being clean, are the clean girl
Rather, considerably
Being very clean, being clean, the clean girl
You come to the baby

The I am the ya
As for you it can turn off me
Sort
Me it is turned off
Shoes of my feet
But, me it is turned off, turn off me
Misery put in place empty me

Obtaining to obtain, all your sicknesses
As for me it is possible to inhale that
Throw that entirely with me
I can thing am less crowded that
There is a baby of the thing one
I do not have to understand
You continue to call to me
I am not the person of your type

I am not rough sufficiently, the baby of the ooh
Am I not sufficiently hard
Am I not sufficiently abundant, with the love
Ooh! Ooh!

I never am not your animal of the heavy load
I never am not your animal of the heavy load
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never you do not have to be

I do not need the animal of the heavy load
I do not need that it makes a noise
I do not need the nursing
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never you do not have to be

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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ESL: Sarcasm

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Alanis Morissette: Ironic

The old person turned ninety-eight
It won the lottery depending upon him, the next day died
That is the growing where your chardonnay is black
That is the permission of two minute cell groups excessively slowly

Sarcasm... you don't think that, it is not
That seems like the rain of your wedding day
When you pay already, that is free riding in a car
You who are good advice did not take exactly
You think or, someone calculates

As for play that of the person the safe as for flying you feared
He stuffed that suitcase, in that child the way if kissed
He that all waited for ugly life in order to take the flight
And plane surface collided, he thought simultaneously
There is no good, splendid this

And this sarcasm... you don't think? it is not
That seems like the rain of your wedding day
When you pay already, that is free riding in a car
You who are good advice did not take exactly
You think or, someone calculates

There is a strange method in healthy life of being secretly with you
As for everything when it is good, when you think of thing, as for everything it has gone just
The time there is a strange method and of helping you in life
Everything goes by mistake, you think of that everything gets angry with your surface
Already traffic being crowded when you are slow
Sign of prohibition of smoking of being broken eye of your tobacco
Everything which you need at the time of the knife as for that seems like 10,000 spoons
That has met to the person of my dream
And it meets to the that beautiful wife

And sarcasm... you don't think that, it is not
Excessively a little sarcasm. Obtaining you obtain and I really think...
That seems like the rain of your wedding day
When you pay already, that is free riding in a car
You who are good advice did not take exactly
You think or, someone calculates

There is a strange method in healthy life of being secretly with you
There is a strange method and of helping you in life
You are helped

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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ESL: The Sail Which Leaves, Comes

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Styx: Come Sail Away

I have navigated the set which leaves the course which for the new sea was opened
I am the free brusqueness coming which is released in order to face life and it is preceded to me who become
I am the captain above, therefore rise
We search all coastal tomorrow
The I where and I try the fact that it keeps continuing the main thing of Ohio state and try

I look at my memory to reflection of the sea of the spark of the wave
Happiness how many it is sad? I think concerning the friend of dream and the infancy period which we had
We have lived permanently happily, therefore the story goes
But how doing, we let escape in that pot of the gold
But we try thing us the can which it keeps continuing well

Collection of the angel appeared on my head
They sing desired this song to me, this is to say
The sail which comes the sail as for them meant that it comes
Me and the sail comes
The sail comes the sail, it comes
Me and the sail comes

But those to my surprise the angel was, I thought
Those rise by the boat of the star, because of the sky take the lead
Singing comes the sail sail, it comes
Me and the sail comes
The sail comes the sail, it comes
Me and the sail comes

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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January 01, 2003

ESL: That Directly Is One Week

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Barenaked Ladies: One Week

It meaning that you looked at me, that is one week
You set your head to the side, you meant that ' I am gotten angry '
Being to ridicule me whom you say five days
' Profit, ' meet to me in being returned together
That my defect entirely, but cannot saying to you on the third ever since room which has lived
I actualized
As for yesterday you being permitted me
But as for me until the I mean that it is regrettable as for that still they are two days

Now keep that, look at the hoodwink
In order for I to stop in you, think
You think of that you look at the Aquaman
I like the Chalet Suisse, but, I call the fish to the plate
As for me the sushi cause where never it cannot touch the frying pan that is liked
Like the wasabi when I burst rhyme it is hot
Like the Leanne Rimes it is large
Me being to be completely concerning value
The Bert Kaempfert which can obtain lunatic collision
You the wit which tries the fact that I am grasped namely try the fact that it agrees to you, but, I burst
It makes the being broken eye, taking the forgery go
The vibration where I shoot stench and hurt is liked
I the vanilla namely that taste am best, you like
The Gotta looks at show and cause, then you have known
The Vertigo has done the fact that you are brought up
Cause that certain is dangerous very, you must sign to abandonment

You at the time of the lunatic as for you when I think of strange thing I how is possible, help that
However a state where I am bad is felt try the fact that you do not smile eagerly
I ridicule the funeral which is a kind of person
You understand those which I mean it is not possible to be good, directly your will
I possess the tendency which learns my heart of my sleeve
I possess the history of acquisition from my shirt separated

It meaning that you looked at me, that is one week
Throw your arm of the air, be an insanity which ' is called you '
It meaning that you tackle me five days
I obtained the burning mark of the rag of the still both my knee
That is three days ever since afternoon
That the time there is no my defect, excessively directly you actualized the fact that is not
As for yesterday you being permitted me
Until and now I sit down, the you are you, waiting is regrettable

Chickity Chinese Chinese chicken
There is bowl condition nuclear projection in you, your brain stops the fact that sound is built
X-Files of Watchin of light/write
We are not the maison of the la of the dans
I desire the person who inhales this one tobacco
The Harrison Ford way I have become semi-frenzy
Like the sting I am the tantric.
Like the Snickers which is guaranteed because it is satisfied

Like the Kurasawa I make the film of the lunatic
Acceptance I does not make the film
But I is a samurai in those
Set o ' obtaining the club which is better than going
Finding the type of nubs of minimum go
Exactly, so my iron from always it wobbles separated it is not flying
The Gotta enters into the condition of month of crew
Cartoon the babes of the anime of boom drops also the fact that you obtain
That makes of that you are wrong to me

You at the time of the lunatic as for you when I think of strange thing I how is possible, help that
However a state where I am bad is felt try the fact that you do not smile eagerly
I ridicule the funeral which is a kind of person
You understand those which I mean it is not possible? directly your will
I possess the tendency which learns my heart of my sleeve
I possess the history of loss of my shirt

It meaning that you looked at me, that is one week
You dropped your arm to your side, ' I am regrettable, ' you meant that is
Being I to ridicule you, to say five days
' You ' me thought of that the fact that it does is done exactly and you did what high exactly
Three days ever since room which has lived
Something which it is possible it is both we should make responsibility, but, as for us? we actualized the fact that it does
Yesterday you smiled being I, exactly
As for us until the we mean that it is regrettable cause that still is two days
As for us until the we mean that it is regrettable as for that still they are two days
As for us until the we mean that it is regrettable as for that still they are two days
Hippodrome of Birchmount namely the house of Robbie.

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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ESL: Hotel of California

The "Engrish" Lyrics
The Eagles: Hotel California

Highway of dark desert
Cold air of my hair
The smell the Colitas being warm
Passing by the air, it rises
In front with respect to interval
I looked at the light/write which shakes
As for my head you were brought up heavily, as for my vision were brought up dimly
I do not stop because of the night
There she stood in the door mouth
I heard the bell of delegation
And I thought to by my
The hell where as for this it is possible to be the heaven, or, or it is possible a certain thing
And her candle which has been attached
And she showed method in me
There was a voice under the passage
Me I thought of that you inquire about that those say
The welcome to hotel California
Very beautiful place
Very beautiful place (background)
Very beautiful surface
Sawayama of hotel California room
With when year
With when year (background)
As for you it can find that here
As for you it can find that here

Her heart which is twisted is the Tiffany
She obtains the winding of the Mercedes
She being clean, obtains many of the clean boy
She must call the friend
Do they how dance at the courtyard
Sweat of sweet summer
The dance which it should remember
The dance which it should forget
So I called the captain
It brings my wine in me, do
He said
We had not possessed the mind ever since 1969 here
And still the empty it calls those voices directly
Awake you of center of the night
Because those hear that you say exactly

The welcome to hotel California
Very beautiful place
Very beautiful place (background)
Very beautiful surface
They in hotel California that have lived
How splendid surprise
How splendid surprise (background)
It brings your alibis, do

Mirror of ceiling
Champagne of pink of ice
And she said
We are all fair prisoner here
Our itself devices
And at room of master
Those got together because of banquet
Those stick that of the steely iron knife
But as for those exactly it cannot kill the animal
The last thing which I have remembered
I was running because of the door
I must find the road to the place where it is before with me
Loosen the night-person whom you said
We are programmed in order to receive
You whom you like check out is possible
But as for you never it cannot go away

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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ESL: Loser

The "Engrish" Lyrics
Beck: Loser

I at the time of the chimpanzee was the monkey.
My vein therefore as for my butane there are times when the junkie is obtained.
Plastic eyeball and spray paint vegetable.
The beef stops the panty hose which is set the dog hood.
The headlight put that on the murder and neutral.
The loser of control of cruise, the stock kind of car which burns.
Baby of Reno of vitamin D.
The couple of the sofa, sleep of the love seat was obtained.
Someone comes me and the saint who is (I say am abnormal).
Approximately, in order to say dissatisfaction.
Wedding and soiling of shot gun of my shirt.
Everything does not have to be believed, with you you breathe.
You obtain the illegal parking and the Uzi of your sleeve.
So shave your surface which has the mace of the darkness.
As for rescuing your food everything you push for burning under the trailer park.

Ardently oral that of the Yo.
You why do not kill me, the un perdedor of the soybean, I am the baby of the loser so.
Buckshot of double barrel.
You why do not kill me, the un perdedor of the soybean, I am the baby of the loser so.

Power of badness of non-pleasant sensation of Bozo.
Prohibit music everything of the Phony gas chamber.
As for cause one the weasel as for profit and other things the flag was obtained.
As for one in the stick, it is other than the sack which is pushed.
Rerun show and work of nose of cocaine.
Crap of daytime of slop of ethnic custom singer.
He applied the string of the guitar.
The neck of the turkey that plate catches from the pigeon wing.
If you it cannot be related me, it cannot write.
Exchange the cash because of the beef of the body of hatred.
And my time is the part of the wax which falls with the termite.
It is suffocated or, someone with the fragment.

You why do not kill me, the un perdedor of the soybean, I am the baby of the loser so.
Become the Cheez-wiz and insanity.
You why do not kill me, the un perdedor of the soybean, I am the baby of the loser so.
Drive bores the body hole.
The Yo lowers that, it brings.

I the operator, am the winner who is I.
As for thing the fact that I who can feel that am changed is done.

You why do not kill me, the un perdedor of the soybean, I am the baby of the loser so.
As for me it is not possible to believe that.
You why do not kill me, the un perdedor of the soybean, I am the baby of the loser so.

You why do not kill me, the un perdedor of the soybean, I am the baby of the loser so.
Sie German of Sprechen baby.
You why do not kill me, the un perdedor of the soybean, I am the baby of the loser so.

You have known that I say.

Copyright 2003, Jeff Thompson

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